Ahoy there mates!
Me see's ya read about me boy cousins and me mum couldn't find me girl cousins so she decided to interview the cap'n.
Me name's Jack.
Cap'n Jack Sparrow to be exact.
Me human mum says I remind her of some character played by a guy named Johnny Depp.
But me saw that movie and think's me way cooler and a lot more handsome.
Tis enuff of this interview, got work to do....right after me nap mates!